Hi! My name's Bear!
I'm the best and most important one of the four! and DON'T YOU FORGET IT! I simply won't let you! Any doubt and I'll grab you on the hand and munch down as hard as possible and will ONLY let go when hell freezes over! I have the strongest set of jaws of us all as daddy can prove by all the bite marks I've had the pleasure of making on his hands, arms and legs! Oh yes, I LOVE to get inside anyone's pant legs and crawl up the leg and BITE!!!
I am relentless in my efforts to assert my dominant status both to daddy and my sub-serviant brothers! One time daddy flicked me on the top of the head in order to try to stop me biting him so hard. WELL....BOY did I scream and hiss and cause a fuss at that! Daddy hasn't done that again since ...hehe...I'm so clever! You know I'm so clever I can crawl all the way up daddy's pants and shirt right up to the top of his head and CRUNCH down on his ear lobe...all in 5 seconds flat! But I'm currently going for my new record of 4.5 seconds which I fully intend to reach by the end of the week! You just try to stop me! I'm a MEAN BITING MACHINE!!!
My favourite place to sleep is inside drawers or underneath them. I don't like to be disturbed during sleep, but if I am half awake and hear the door open I will be the first to make a dash for it! I love to bite socks, especially if there are toes inside! I will get my teeth into a toe-filled sock and drag it with all my might and when daddy lifts up his leg to try to get me to let go I WON'T!! I'll just hang there by the teeth! That's how strong and stubborn I am! So there! :-p
Daddy made me sit inside this silly stocking at Christmas time while he took a picture. I had to sit there still for a whole 30 seconds which was almost impossible for me to do! I suppose he thought it was cute - I just think he's old and senile!
Another thing I love to do is go to the bathroom everywhere except where daddy wants me to! I know exactly where he wants me to do it, but I think it's funny to poop right in front of the litter tray. Or I might push my way in behind it and poop there! Other times I will go inside the tray but do it on the low section and just miss the tray by centremitres! That is the funniest of all! I REALLY like doing that!
They say I am a handful, but I just say I am the BOSS!
This is me after I'd grown up. I'm the one on the right!